Saturday, September 09, 2006
Interesting article
Found an interesting article at TAlkingCock.com..lol
SUPER-COMMON SUPERHERO COMPLAINTS
Hey, it’s Hollywood blockbuster time, and nowadays that means more superhero movies! But you know, having amazing powers doesn’t mean life is automatically easier. Here is a list of SUPER-COMMON SUPERHERO COMPLAINTS:
1. How come supervillains can afford all these uniformed henchmen, while you can only get some chao ah quah boy sidekick?
2. The spandex in your costume chafes your nipples.
3. Justice League membership more expensive than Island Club.
4. Swear, that cheekopek Superman keeps using his x-ray vision to peek at my boobs.
5. Now with mobile phones, fewer phone booths to change into.
6. In Singapore, very hard to compete with all the government-linked superheroes.
7. Mother keeps nagging us to become an engineer or doctor instead of this kind of boh liao career.
8. Batmobile keeps getting saman-ed. What? When I have to get out to chase villains, I must tear coupon first, meh?
9. Whenever we have superhero get-togethers, the Hulk always stinks up the toilet.
10. It’s really hard to disguise your secret identity when you have to drop off your costume at the laundry.
11. Every time you appear, there’s cheesy music from donno where.
12. After work, normal people can go and hangout at cinemas and clubs, whereas we always kena go and fight people like some samseng like that. So L.C.!
13. It’s hard to impress chicks when you’re wearing your underwear on the outside.
14. Eh! You know how hot it is to wear leather/body armour/tights in Singapore, not?
15. Very leceh to get superhero licence in Singapore from the Ministry of Superheroes.
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